People From Around The World Share Facts Everyone In Their Profession Knows But The Rest Of Us Don't
People From Around The World Share Facts Everyone In Their Profession Knows But The Rest Of Us Don't
We're all at the mercy of experts. The doctor, the baker, the candlestick maker. They all do things we don't know how to do. And they all know things about what they do that we don't know, that they don't want us to know.
Thankfully, these people from all over the world recently took to the internet to share the secrets of their trades that we don't know. Just for our edification and amusement. Enjoy!
45. What Goes Up...
44. Milk Shop Doesn't Sound As Good
43. Insecurity
Same with most password complexity requirements.
If you force a 12+ character password that cannot be dictionary defined, your users are writing it down on a post-it note.
42. Sweet Little Lies
41. Walking On Wire
We had a garden in our backyard growing up. I used to dig in the spots where my mom didn't have any plants growing. I decided one morning that I was going to dig to China (I was young, okay?), and kept going until I hit a thick black cord. So I stabbed at it with the shovel, and saw all sorts of colors inside it. Naturally, I thought I'd found some treasure, but what I was actually looking at was dozens of individual wires inside the cord, and what I'd done was take out the cable TV for the entire street.
40. Night At The Museum
39. Take Care Of The Good Boys
38. The IT Crowd
I was the sole IT guy at a smallish company. Apparently one day, while in a meeting, my boss happened to spy me playing a game on my phone and made a comment along the lines of... "What do we actually pay this guy for?"
My friend thankfully replied: "Is your email working? Can you access the internet? Are all our servers up? That's what we pay him for."
If your IT Guy is not busy, he is doing a good job not a bad one and you don't need to fire him.
37. I Had An Inkling
It's so logical! Like, if you were just stabbed with a knife, you wouldn't rub your dirty fingers all over the wound...so why would it be okay when you were just stabbed hundreds or thousands of times with a needle over a wide area?
36. How Appt
35. Getting A Head
34. You Can Say That Again
33. Plane Jane
Don't let it scare you, these issues are accounted for. Obviously too many is bad and will still cause issues, but any complex machine (especially one where human safety is involved like an aircraft) is loaded with redundancies.
And it could be worse. If I remember correctly, the Saturn V had a component failure tolerance of something ridiculous like 10%. Imagine sitting on top of over 7.5 million pounds of thrust and thinking "10% of this might not be working right".
So yeah, don't sweat the planes.
32. Is This An Emergency?
About half of our calls are for patient transfers to/between hospitals. The other half of calls are “911 calls”. And only half of those 911 calls are true emergencies. And the only time we use lights and sirens is when a person is in deep trouble and staring death in the face. So if an ambulance comes up to you, lights blaring, move outta the way. Fast.
31. Trials & Tribulations
Being a civil attorney -- we almost never go to jury trial and the job can be unbelievably boring.
And the time and expense involved. Its not uncommon for suits, particularly those of large dollar amounts, to take 3-5 years to reach resolution, and the expenses can easily run into the mid-six figures.
Just settled an admitted liability crash case, where the only question was damages. Mid-six figure settlement, high five figure expenses (mostly for doctors and experts). Took three and a half years.
30. Laying Pipe
29. Have You Tried...
Turning your computer or phone off and on again will fix a solid 70-80% of all problems the device likely has.
People think that turning off and on again is a joke, but it works most of the time.
I've been doing IT for 20 odd years, if no one changed the configuration, turning it off and on again is going to "fix" the issue. Sometimes stuff just happens and it needs a reset.
Half the time my job seems to consist of being on conference calls with C level executives explaining why we need to turn it off and on, and when I can do it.
The answer is usually "3 weeks time, 4am Sunday morning."
















